I finally got the well greased baseball up my ass and it was awsome! I was naked laying on my bed with my cock in my hand and a clip of heavy hung east European guys jerking off on my laptop. I took a last hit of weed and was pulling my cock when my crazy old Christian baptist landlady walks in. She freaks immediately especially when she sees those hard hung Hungarians pulling and tugging their huge donkey size cocks. She goes totally apeshit and says she don't want a fat ass lazy queer living in her goes on about how I don't work and owe 4 months back rent and the place is a total mess and what I'm doing is demonic and I'm probably possessed and other weird crazy shit. Then she says I'm evicted and she wants me out stormed out and still naked, I slid out of bed on a puddle of my spilled lube and followed her out. I was pleading with her to reconsider and stammering some silly excuse that I was actually practicing for a movie role but she kept ranting and wouldn't respond.
When I turned to go back inside some of the lube had ran down my leg and on floor. I started to slide on it and when I twisted around to regain my balance the baseball shot out of my asshole, flew down the stairs and hit Mrs Gardner in the butt then bounced back up. She was furious and started tapping her cellphone saying she was calling her brother the police chief to have me arrested for assault! Just when I thought I was totally screwed the baseball bounces back down and she trips on it and goes tumbling down the steps. She's weakly yelling "help me" in a crumpled pile at the bottom of the steps when the ball bounces one more time and bonks her in the head. I quickly got into some pants and a shirt and ran down the stairs. When I lifted her up and knelt beside her she screamed out "Get away from me you dirty queer!" Then she struggled to get her breath. Other people started to come out of their apartments and I yelled "Call an ambulance!" just to get rid of them. I guess I probably should've given her mouth to mouth but there was no fucking way! I was still next to her when the ambulance arrived but she was gone, already. The neighbors said I did everything I could to help her. Her oldest daughter came back to run the place. She didn't know me and it worked out good. She was so grateful cause she thought I tried to help her mom that she waived my unpaid rent and gave me another 6 months free!